Dick Privileges

Bangov Actual

May 4, 2022

OK gents, let’s just say you have a number. That number is how many mistakes you could make with your dick. When you reach that number, you have it revoked. If you’re religious let’s just say the almighty comes down and says, ” Jim, your dick privileges have been revoked. You’re no longer fit, and I see a great future for you if I am to take this dick away from you.” You ask, ” but God, what am I if I don’t have my dick?” He says, “exactly”, and then he poofs away, or whatever you think he does, beam of light, take your pick. For you non religious folk. Let’s say Robert De Niro, the almighty himself, comes to your doorstep and says, “Jim, your dick privileges have been revoked.” You say, “but why Robert, what am I without my dick? He says, “exactly.” How many occurrences to where your dick gets you in trouble that you have your privileges revoked. Of all the ways you can fuck up your life gentlemen, the dick seems to be overlooked, sex in general just seems to be an urge that most just gloss over because of the privacy of others. For good reason, but just opening up a conversation to yourself would you believe 5, 10 or even 20 mistakes throughout your life is a good enough measure? From a very young age we are taught the consequences of sex. Of course because of our age going through school. They tell us abstinence, hahaha fucking morons. Abstinence is defined as: The act or practice of refraining from indulging an appetite or desire, especially for alcoholic drink or sexual intercourse. So hey kids, all those bodily urges that make your skin feel like it’s on fire, jerk off 9 times a day, and give you a 5th gear in your hormones, ya just ignore that until you’re no longer the states problem, then try your luck in college as a Virgin. I think of it as, well I don’t want to have every guy someone who is inexperienced in sex, women would just be furious if they are having to deal with a guy who can’t lay some pipe. So I’d say over 30, and ladies whether it is with 30 different women, I won’t be able to make that decision, but for a guy who may have his dick revoked, you just never know, they may stop at 29 and think, OK, 30 will be the one. Not like a majority of people know how to pick winners anyway so what does it matter? I’m sure a mountain of hopeless romantics are just biting their lips thinking that they know what it means to love. So I guess I’ll let them have it. Besides when they realize the mistake they have made picking one they fell for after a day, I won’t have to say a thing. They’ll just refer to my blog. The reason I am bringing this up is sexual frustration between men and women. Men and women have a long standing void of quality of sex. What is rarely discussed are the needs of others long term. Where is the relationship seen to go after a year or 2? We are mainly under the assumption that you grow up and old together. So gentlemen think of it this way. What if you were only with your significant other for a specific amount of time? What if with that man or woman you only had 2 years? What if 4 years? Would how many years you’re with them be a reason for the quality of intimacy. Would it be better or worse? What if you only had one week? Studies have shown that the national average for first marriages is around 7-8 years. When you think of it that way, does that seem like a long time? I have friends that have been dating the same person for between 4 and 10 years. Not even married yet. So begs the question, should marriage be a contract that only lasts a number of years? Or does till death do us part seem reasonable still? As well, the biggest reason for divorce was not cheating, or death. LACK OF COMMITMENT. When I hear that, I think of why everything else fails. Whether you find someone or something to commit to, make sure you’re in it for the long haul, or have a conversation beforehand of the expectations throughout the time you’re together. Bangov Actual, out.