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Ladies,First Foot Out, Watch Out

Abstract is defined as: existing in thought or as an idea but not having a physical or concrete existence. Everyone may have an idea of what they want to see in a man and woman, but then they see someone else and they think oh that is another type of beauty that i was not aware of. We all have this, especially the guys, hell we ;designed to fuck anything in sight. Don’t really care how religious or “good” of a person you are. I say good because good can be defined as: having the qualities required for a particular role. So when someone says they are a good person it just makes me chuckle a little. Women are everywhere and as many forms of beauty as they can be in, their special powers still to this day come from the eyes. The way a woman looks at you can mean 2 things. In a close relationship, they are asking for approval. She is asking, “does he think I look beautiful, sexy, is he still attracted to me?” Or for women with a little more confidence the thought may be, “let’s see if he can handle this.” Either way ladies just know when you least expect it we are looking. When you step out of the shower, it does not matter if we have seen you naked before. We see you in your most vulnerable state with only a towel around you and your man has one thing on his mind. POUNCE, which is defined as: notice and take swift and eager advantage of a mistake, remark, or sign of weakness. Just know ladies your mistake was putting us in this situation. You’ve just stepped out of the shower, you smell like the garden of Eden or what we interpret an herbal essence commercial would be like in real time. You wrap the towel, and put your first foot out. Then the second one comes out. Now you’re in this situation where your man could be waiting outside, so you peek, just to be sure. You don’t see but you hear him. You are on a time table, you have to get the kids to school, get to work or make it to the grocery store before the rush. You just slip out in time to make it to the bedroom. Whew! OK he didn’t see you, still downstairs SO YOU THOUGHT. You just now realize you fucked up the moment that you turned the water off. That is what he heard and that is why he gave the kids a pot and pan to play with while you were in the shower. He is actually in the bedroom waiting, you just think…POUNCE. Ladies, we are big balls of testosterone and your goddess-like physique coming out of a shower is pretty much like a glass of whiskey, cigar and game all wrapped in a towel. We’ll bend you over the bed and don’t care if the kids are watching while they learn sex ed faster than they can scream and run out of the room. Just food for thought ladies while you’re questioning what we think, our job is to keep that lust alive. Although our vision of you may be abstract, it is also our own. Why we feel the way we feel, the way we look at you are all tied up in the intricacies that are you. Subjective is defined as: based on or influenced by personal feelings, tastes, or opinions. In all you mean to us in our day to day is why we sometimes forget to tell you. Or even why you would doubt it just seems as if you don’t know what is going on inside us. Bangov Actual, out.

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Chips Are Your Biggest Problem

Life is too short for chips, caught a couple at the grocery store in a highly semantic and yet rudimentary discussion based on the decision to buy a bag of chips for tonight. Or maybe it was for the week. I pause for a minute while they ask detailed questions about size, shape, and strength of the chip. I overheard one say that this company has the best chips, but always costs the most. I think to myself ” well of course, because they make the best of what you want.” I call it the “cost of craftsmanship.” You pay for the level of experience in making said product. Like a bag of chips to the vehicle you drive. These decisions I agree I do not take lightly. I pretend to, but in my mind I am constantly looking at what I get for my dollar. With so many options I have ruled out anything generic, your junk food type chips. Situation dictates that during camping, fight night or football games all of that goes out the window and you buy whatever you want. These occasions call for just being able to keep eating while faces are getting smashed and touchdowns are within 10 yards. Right down to the selection of what you’re going to eat that night, you’re debating the cost. Why don’t we pay 10 dollars for a bag of chips? Is it because nobody would buy it? I’ll bet you a million dollars you’re wrong. A brewery in Sweden makes chips out of matsutake mushrooms and truffle seaweed. In a little display box containing only 5 chips, a0 hundred were made and sold for 56 dollars a box. People buy crazy things for experiences all the time. So is 3 dollars for a bag of chips worth 10 min in the chip aisle? What’s your time worth to you? Bangov Actual, out.

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Life Decides What Life Is

Life is mental, physical can be a byproduct, but mental comes first. Strength or strong is defined as: aside from having the power to move heavy weights or perform other physically demanding tasks. Powerfully affecting the mind, senses, or emotions. In order to do the first thing you must do the second. Again this is important to define what you say to yourself. Are you strong, courageous, brave? Define yourself in order to unlock the ambiguity that is you. Ambiguity(ambiguous) defined as: open to more than one interpretation; having a double meaning. The plethora of interpretations that can be used to describe you, still only the one you have matters in creating a world that is in motion for your well being. Test your limits everyday in order to create new ones. Limit yourself in what is needed in order to be a constant adaptation to environments around you. This is not a be like water speech, because even water does not have what you have. A level of consciousness to be more than what you are. Water is water, you are a person of intellect, a matter in which needs motion to create motion. If mental is the game then game over is only when the mind finally finds its inability to expand.

As always let us look at what we are telling ourselves. “Life is all Mental.” So as we dive into this we must define mental: relating to disorders of the mind. OK so now how about “disorders” which is defined as: a state of confusion OR an illness or condition that disrupts normal physical or mental functions. With things now defined we can break down what it is that we need to do in order to push past what is expected and create something that can be expressed to others only through our minds eye. If you’re a painter, you use colors you may not have used before, a singer, you try to reach a new pitch, or bring in different artists. Don’t care if you’re a fucking plumber and you create a new device that gets hair unclogged from the drain because that was a fucking pain in my ass last week. Any subject matter expert can say to themselves that it is all mental, but it may not help you in really communicating to yourself what is needed to bring a vision to focus. Think of a wall that is in front of you and something is on the other side. You don’t know what it is. Nobody can tell you a color, size, shape, what it smells or tastes like. The only thing that you have convinced yourself is that something is on the other side.

That is the power to be realized about the mind. The ability to see or have visions of its own without any evidence whatsoever. Confusion is defined as: lack of understanding; uncertainty. It will not hurt you physically, you may get a headache sometimes but as for something that will physically keep you from your own pursuit you do that enough on your own. So don’t fear it, just acknowledge that it has a presence and become familiar with one another. I will let you decide on if you want to be buddy buddy, or just acquaintances. This brings me to conclude that life in my mind’s eye is yes mental, but only to a percentage of a degree. Life’s little intricacies are all about the little nuances that we deem necessary. Almost as easy as saying life is breath, life is water, life is cat, dog, monkey, starfish. Just end with life is you. Your importance to the world is all going to come down to what you made of yours. As the sun explodes and we are all gone maybe life will take a step back and realize what we did and find its own meaning for it. Bangov Actual, out.

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Leave People The Fuck Alone

Awareness is defined as: knowledge or perception of a situation or fact. Knowledge of anything does not make you an expert, we can all agree on this, but I’m sure I will get one of you morons to disagree with me. Which is OK as long as you can express your thoughts intelligible and without being triggered, then I’m happy to listen to you. Awareness is something that when a particular group of people gain an understanding of the cause they have either read or had someone tell them about in a tweet, then they choose sides and now they think they have an enemy. Anyone who disagrees is either a racist, or rich, or white, has privilege..etc..etc. People tend to create definitions in their head, which is again why I write these the way I do. I go off my perception of the definition of a word, not my perception of what someone has told me a definition is, or what is believed to be a definition based on casual conversation. I tend to think of awareness as a means of communicating to others, either we need help, or is this something you’d like to be a part of. Awareness to me should never be a cause for the intended good, but that is forced upon others to join, and be mandated in order to avoid scrutiny from those who “feel” more compelled or have some personal connection with the cause. If people are trying to clean the earth, great, don’t scold them for not wanting to help fight against gang violence. How about you go your way, and I go my way. Together we can help make the world a better place if we just leave each other the fuck alone. Wanting people to join your cause without putting in the work, or without giving them the why, and I mean a real why. “If you don’t help us, you’re racist.” Or you stand against us, if you don’t stand with us.” Any sort of variations to these statements without facts, or at least a conversation without intent to scrutiny. Don’t waste your time or money, just walk away. Those who are very passionate, passionate being defined as: showing or caused by strong feelings or a strong belief. Can be very effective in either creating havoc, defined as: widespread destruction, or if speaking intelligible defined as: able to be understood; comprehensible. They can lead many individuals to believing in the same cause. For what you feel strongly about, don’t ridicule those who don’t feel the same way. You have your way of life, and they have theirs, that includes what they deem worthy of spending their time on in all aspects of life. Bangov Actual, out.

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What Is Bangov

Biggest misconception of Bangov is that it is an anarchist type mentality. For the last time guys no, this is not about anarchy. The concept or motivation behind Bangov is the pursuit of the individual. I hope to not only inspire, but give people a new outlook on the life they are living and even the life they may have been forced into by societal norms or some misguided sense that they need to follow in people’s footsteps that do not have their best interest. It is all about what you as the individual makes sense of your own life and your perspective of what you think it should be. Anarchy is defined as: a state of disorder due to absence or nonrecognition of authority. The concept behind anarchy is a state of chaos or lawlessness. That is not what I believe, I don’t wish for laws to be absent from society. Property rights, murder are still very real things that we need laws for. I am interested in seeing what Bangov can do for you when implemented. The key concept to get your mind wrapped around is banning government from your mind. If you’re not a politician, or someone striving to be in the political spectrum then my interest is to get you to stop thinking of the government as something that is in the way of you creating a life you believe is worth your time. Probably 3 of the biggest excuses that I get from people about why they think they can’t or should not go through with an idea is they will either get taxed. They keep doing cash, or under the table work. That is not how you scale your business. It is a push, you put all the money you make on your taxes, of course unless under a certain amount. If you’re making thousands of dollars on a product or service you provide for others, then why wouldn’t you legitimize it and go even bigger. Stop thinking of government interference as an excuse for you to not try and make something of your life exceptional. Second is that they have to go through many loops and don’t believe in themselves enough to go through all the state regulations. It is exactly the point to go through as much bullshit as necessary in order to make your dreams a reality. As I have said before, it is not easy but only those who really want it, and are tired of their way of life will continue. Finally, the excuse that they look to news media and what is happening in politics to tell them what not to do. IF YOU ONLY FOCUS ON THE NEGATIVE, YOU WILL ONLY FIND PLACES TO NOT SUCCEED. So make all the excuses you wish to not succeed. Don’t go left or right. Just stay where you are and complain to others that life is not going how you saw it going in your mind. Or Bangov, and get rid of every excuse you have so there’s no reason not to move forward. Bangov Actual, out.

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I’m A Hopeless Romantic

I am CONVINCED that men have to find out what they want to do in life to be happy. All the interconnecting webs of misconceptions, societal norms and culture pressures are just distractions to what a man is really in need of to not only feel fulfilled, but also to not feel cheated that he is only doing something, or living his life in a way that was constructed by someone else. It is a hopeless romantic story, I will admit that but I love romance. I like them for the breaking of “natural” barriers put in place by those trying to control an outcome. Romeo and Juliet all the way to “The Best Of Me.” Hell if you haven’t heard of what Cleopatra did to get in with Julius Caesar, look that shit up. If a woman has her servants roll her in a rug and sneak her in my house, I’d probably fuck her too. Not sure about a second date because that bitch is out of her mind. Still, breaking the natural order of things for lust, love or even luxury, turn up the volume and shut up. Of course ladies would love to hear from you about what makes your foundation in order to be content in life. I can only speak from a man’s perspective. While a man can have many aspirations throughout his life It is interesting to me what I see a man go through during a break up. He will dress, eat, sleep, and occasionally talk differently. All of life’s possibilities are thrown in his face, he no longer has a commitment to a life that he did not understand. That is to say he was the one that initiated the break up. If not then get ready for a whiny little bitch that needs meaning in his life again because he hates his job, and doesn’t have the life that he thought he was going to have and thought he could be happy with someone else when he really should have been happy before he met the woman. Not saying it is her fault, she could even cheat on him, but that does not take away from the fact that the man was not happy before they were together. He may have been happy with her, but that is probably why she cheated on him. She couldn’t stand to share a life with a man who didn’t enjoy his. Gentlemen for those of you who may see a flaw in the logic, I encourage you to ask yourself if you are happy with or without your partner. If you were happy before, great, if not then stop wasting time focusing on the fact she cheated, spend time on making your life happy in order for the next woman to feel as if this is a life she is excited to be a part of. Shit rolls down hill. So make sure while you are choosing your day to day life, realize you are creating a world for yourself that the right woman for you would enjoy. Having a career determines your health, happiness, and way of life. So define that and the woman you end up with may be entirely different than the one that cheated on you. At least I hope she wouldn’t cheat on you because you got your shit together. That is not what I mean though. Think of the girl you dated, to the woman that is going to be your rock till the end of time. Unless you just want to pay for it, in that case BANGOV, Bangov Actual, out.

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Contradictions Come Out Of Nowhere

Life is one big contradiction. What I mean by this is getting where you have to go in life is not always as easy as going for the gold, or climbing the corporate ladder. A contradiction is defined as: a combination of statements, ideas, or features of a situation that are opposed to one another,  Or a person, thing, or situation in which inconsistent elements are present. So we as a people are highly involved in the contradictions of life. Court battles, opposing ideas, or even the inconsistencies we put ourselves through. We decide a certain path for us, and we end up going another way entirely. Nothing wrong with that, that is kind of why I am writing this. Hell Michael Jordan played baseball, so really anything is possible at this point. The Island Boys are famous, so just goes to show just what can be accomplished while on a certain path. Not saying it is easy, as I never will, but I have just come to terms that I may never be satisfied with one pursuit. I like to work. I like to continuously have things to do. Which of course is a contradiction of me as well having dreams and aspirations of having a life that I no longer have to work for anymore. Definitely hard to picture myself not working ever. I personally would get bored on a beach. I’ll enjoy a couple drinks, maybe 4 or 5 but the point is that I will have reached a moment of clarity in mind that this is not real. It is a fabrication of reality that anyone could be anywhere doing anything for the rest of their life and be truly “happy. ”Happy” or happiness is defined as: feeling or showing pleasure or contentment, or having a sense of confidence in or satisfaction with (a person, arrangement, or situation). Life is constantly in motion, so to be happy is only for as long as the mind allows. For some of you, you just keep drinking and want to live in that world forever. We’ve all been there, and man is it fun, but reality must set in and keep you on your feet in order to keep life interesting, or as I said, ONE BIG CONTRADICTION. Then you have those who are going for the gold. We all remember steroids right? People still use those things? Makes your dick smaller, which everyone sees as a huge oversight. Would probably stop there if you told me that. “Any side effects doctor?” “Yes it will make your package shrivel like two raisins and an Oscar Meyer Weiner whistle.”…”hmmmm, maybe not for me.” Words I always have said to myself are “always look for the contradictions.” These don’t necessarily have to be consequences. Sometimes they are just underlying situations that may dictate which direction you take. Point being is you can try as hard as humanly possible to earn the right to wear gold, and still a month before let the fear set in and be doing steroids to make sure that your time has not been wasted. Don’t lie to yourself and try to remain at the top when the top is just a fabrication of happiness. You make it there, great, just don’t try and stay there forever if you’re going to destroy other parts of yourself. Contradictions don’t have to catch up to you, they are already ahead along the way. Bangov Actual, out.

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